Scott Cruiser E-Bike: Large size, perfect fit for the adventurous rider, 5'9" to 6'2". Ride on!
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Elevate Your Ride: Premium Zipp CX Bar Tape for Ultimate Comfort & Control.
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Shimano SLX 12-Speed Chain – Seamless Links, Effortless Performance for Your Ride.
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SQ Labs 712: Grip Like a Boss. Conquer Miles with Comfort. Game Changer Handlebar Tape.
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Centerline XR Rotor: Ride further, brake harder, feel the thrill of the trail, mate!
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SRAM Eagle X01: Unleash Unrivaled Power and Precision for Your Ride.
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Sram GX Eagle 12 Speed Chain: Unleash Your Ride's Potential.
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Sram PC-971 9 Speed Chain: Smoother Shifts, Superior Performance, Ride Stronger.
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Sram PC-X1 Chain: Unleash the Beast, Eleven Speeds of Pure Cycling Bliss.
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Sram PC 1051: Unleash the Beast. 10 Speed Chain for Smooth Rides.
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