Maxxis Assegai: Conquer Any Descent! 29x2.5, DH Ready, Tubeless, Black, Grip like Glue. Trail Bliss Awaits!
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Assegai: Conquer Any Trail. 29 x 2.5. Tubeless Ready. Maxx Terra EXO+. Ride Hard.
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Maxxis Assegai: Conquer Any Trail - 29er Beast Ready to Rip and Roll - Black, EXO, 3C!
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Maxxis Dissector: Unleash Your Inner Beast – 29 x 2.6 Trail Titan, EXO+ Grip, Tubeless Ready, Ride Free, Innit?
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Maxxis High Roller 3: 29" Tubeless Trail Tire – Conquer Any Terrain!
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Maxxis High Roller 3: 29" 3C MaxxGrip DH Tubeless Trail Tire – Unleash the Ride!
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Maxxis Minion DHR II 27.5" Trail Tyres – Grip, Speed, Tubeless Ready!
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Rekon Tyre: Conquer Trails with Grip. 29er Wide Trail. 3C MaxxTerra EXO Protection. Tubeless Ready. Black Beauty.
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Yeti Dynaplug Racer: Instant Tubeless Repair - Keep Rolling!
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