Transalp 82/Junior: Conquer the Slopes with Fischer's Winning Combo of Skis and Skins
Right then, fancy a gander at this… thing? Not just any old thing, mind you, but a portal. A shimmering, slightly askew, entirely brilliant portal to… well, wherever you fancy. Need a holiday in the Bahamas? Sorted. Fancy a chat with a long-dead playwright? Bob's your uncle. Bit of a sticky patch with the in-laws? Disappear! It's got a slight hum, a faint smell of ozone, and a tendency to occasionally show you glimpses of your future self doing something incredibly embarrassing, but trust me, it’s a small price to pay for absolute, unadulterated freedom. Comes with a complimentary instruction manual (written in limericks, for added amusement). Grab it before someone else does, you wouldn't want to miss out, would you? Chin chin!
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