
Rival eTap AXS HRD: Rear Revolution. Wireless gears, ultimate control, ready for any ride.
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Sram RED AXS Rear Mech: Unleash the Beast within – Unrivalled Performance.
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SRAM PowerLock Flattop Chain Link – Smooth, Secure, Ride Ready.
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Rival eTap AXS: Front's Finest. Hydraulic HRD, Wireless Shifting, Unrivalled Control. Pure SRAM Bliss.
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Rival AXS: Unleash the Beast! 172.5mm Crankset, Dominate with 46/33 Gearing. Pure Cycling Power.
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Sram X0 Eagle 12-Speed Cassette: Unleash Peak Performance & Seamless Shifting.
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SRAM X0 Eagle AXS: Ride Seamlessly, Conquer Any Trail with Ultimate Precision.
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Sram X0 Transmission: Chainring. Direct Mount. Ride Hard.
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Sram X0 Transmission: 165mm Crankset – Unleash Your Beast! Ride Hard, Ride X0!
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Sram X01 Eagle: Unleash Your Inner Beast. Conquer Trails with Precision.
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Sram XG-795 DH Cassette: Mini Block, Maximum Grit. Conquer Any Descent, Mate!
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Sram XO Eagle AXS: Effortless 12 Speed Rear Derailleur Performance.
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Sram XO Eagle AXS: Unleash Peak Performance with this Flattop Chain.
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Sram XX Eagle Transmission Cassette: Unleash the Beast – 12-Speed T-Type Performance.
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Sram XX SL Eagle AXS: The Ultimate Chain. Upgrade Your Ride. Transmit Excellence.
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